
Lost in Sports, All Alone

The first time I played Drag x Drive was with fellow Nintendo Life contributor George Banks, and we had a fun time. I wasn’t very good at the game, but I remember winning at least one match and coming close in one of the many minigames that take place between matches. I also remember it being very annoying for George and me to even end up on the same team or in the same match, something I believe they fixed in its first update.
Drag x Drive is a game that has its ups and downs, and after one session I was fine putting down my Joy-Con and never touching it again. Nearly a year later, here I am reinstalling it and brushing the metaphorical dust off my generically helmeted avatar.
After a year’s absence, the first thing on the agenda was to relearn how to play. The controls are one of those cases where it sounds easy on paper but is difficult in practice. If you want to move forward, turn and shoot the ball, then it’s not too bad, but getting any more advanced, like jumping and tackling opponents, ends up being a lot harder than it should.
I think, more than anything else, the difficulty of the controls is the reason why a lot of people fell off the game. If the control scheme didn’t click immediately, then it never felt like it would.
“The interesting controls were a fun novelty I enjoyed mastering over the course of a few months, but they weren’t what initially attracted me to the game. I kept playing because I was good at it and it was just fun enough to be my go-to side game for when I had a few minutes to spare.”
– JasonBall48, Nintendormant Discord
Jumping back into Drag x Drive nearly a year later, one thing was immediately obvious: it was empty. This is a primarily online multiplayer game, and when it begins, you are plopped into a lobby with other players from around the world. That’s what is supposed to happen, at least, but instead I was dropped into an empty arena with only my thoughts and the balls that I would soon fling into hoops.
With all the time in the world and no one to get in my way, I soon found myself topping the leaderboards of every minigame in the park. I wasn’t breaking any park records; my abysmal six points in the hoops game indicated that, but I still topped the lobby leaderboards and received the coveted golden rings on both of my hands. The game had finally acknowledged I was the best Drag x Drive player around, and it only took being the only player around to do so.
“[Something] I like about Drag X Drive is how every player in one lobby can do different things at the same time. Games like ARMS, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, and Splatoon 3 have also had interactions going on between the players in the lobby/waiting room, but I think Drag X Drive might be the most impressive lobby experience in a Nintendo game yet.”
– Zubat48, Famiboards User
It would be a while before another human joined me, and I felt genuinely elated to witness the player count go from one to two. Finally, someone I could show off my rings to! The player was named Luboš, and we were soon to become best buds.
It was a rocky start – I waved to say hello, and they wheeled off without giving me a second glance. They were practising hoops on their own court, and I was passing balls to them when they rolled away. We even high-fived at one point, although whether that interaction was their intent or me guiding my palm into theirs will remain a secret between the two of us.
Eventually, though, our friendship blossomed and we were passing the ball back and forth and attempting trick shots together. Unfortunately, two does not make a DxD team, and you need a minimum of six players for a match to begin. Luboš and I could pass the ball around and take shots to our hearts’ desire, but without four other players, a real game could never begin.
And then, I made a foolish mistake – a severe lapse in judgement that I would go on to regret. I wondered: ‘Are there secretly more players in a different lobby?’ Was there a more bustling lobby just next door that I wasn’t aware of? I got greedy, not content with my new friend, and wondered what might lie in tarmac’d arenas beyond my current vision, and so I left. I joined a different lobby, and once again I was alone.








