Christie and Dykes – who McGinn said can’t be separated “but it’s not Christie’s choice” – are likely to watch the two final episodes of Netflix series, Legends. “No spoilers, please” asks the former.

Curtis will be having a laugh “with my best mate”.

Hanley – or “Grizz” to back-shaver Kelly – might not be calling McLean his pal after exposing that story – “the big man needs it, grows quickly”.

Christie, meanwhile, has never been able to get his head around “leader, legend” Andy Robertson’s pre-match meal. “Some weird chicken sandwich thing”.

It’s pancakes for Christie, while John Souttar is the barista to McGinn.

We all know Scott McTominay has made the switch to the Italian life seamless, so a coffee was in hand at all times during the content day. Except when it was his turn in the body scanner for VAR use.

Cut toenails and breathe in, lads…

McTominay knows how to work the camera, thought. He’s the “biggest poser” according to both Christie and Kelly.

“There’s a lot of product in Anthony Ralston’s hair,” countered McLean. “He’s enjoying himself.”

”The diva“ George Hirst was the choice of biggest poser from McGinn, who also used the words “moany, thick, halfway line and bald” to describe four other team-mates. The love in the air was palpable.

Answers on a postcard for those ones…