
I usually don’t post on Sundays, but tonight I’m seeing so many great “prize” posts I have to share them:
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up “Peace Prize” & he’s all your’s!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he’ll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣[image or embed]
— Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) December 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
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— Fat, Illiterate And Violent Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Winning the FIFA Peace Prize is like winning the Dahmer Culinary Award.
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— Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Better than 50% chance there is no FIFA Peace Prize next year and this was a one-off to make the orange toddler happy.
— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Basically, Americans are just embarassed about this:
😎🪴🌵 the FIFA Whinny Little Bitch award goes to…
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— Tony Lastname (@rivernewstc.bsky.social) December 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
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— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
No notes, Fifa.
Nailed the the essence of the award in one.[image or embed]
— Steve Marmel (@marmel.bsky.social) December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How about the Most Eagerly Awaited Obituary Award?
— Not Evil Just Awkward (@noteviljustawkward.bsky.social) December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM








