I’ve been doing this whole games journalism for over five years now, and I’ve seen a lot of different kinds of games in that time. I’ve written about plenty of them too, with a fair few being plenty weird. But I’ll admit that today’s game is one that I do understand if I were to tell anyone I’m interested in playing who maybe isn’t familiar with games as a whole, they’d probably talk to someone else at the party. You see, Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE is a competitive online game all about pissing literally everywhere, and trying not to get caught doing so.

In Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE, public urination has become punishable by death. “Good!” I hear those of you who hate when people randomly piss on the side of a building, though perhaps the death penalty is an overreaction. As a response to this, a group of rebels known as The Pissers decide to take back their city by pissing on literally everything. Luckily, you, as a Pisser, are able to blend in with the NPCs of the world in order to hide from the cops, as every single character looks almost exactly the same.

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Your goal then is to rack up as many points as you can by whizzing all over public property, all while trying to act like an NPC while the cops aren’t around. Oh, and those cops are also played by real people, who will in fact kill you if they figure out that you’re one of The Pissers. They appear to have limited amounts of ammo, so have to be careful how they’re used, and guessing wrong means flat out killing civilians. The whole thing is obviously quite ridiculous, but that double pun title just really shows how much more work the rest of the games industry needs to do to come up with good names for their games.

I can’t actually tell you much more than that because, well, Valve won’t let me look at the Steam page due to the UK’s whole Online Safety Act nonsense, and like hell I’m getting a credit card just for the pissing game. There is a playtest you can sign up to to try it out right now, at the very least, but if one of you fellow freaks like me give it a go, please don’t tell me about it. I don’t want to hear about your piss activities. Either way, playtest it, or just wishlist it, on Steam right here.