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To most, the highlight of this week’s big Deadlock patch is the snazzy map makeover, new heroes, and tons of quality-of-life additions. To me, it’s all about the patch notes.
I spend a lot of waking hours reading white-text-on-black-background changelogs in this line of work, so when a page comes along that was specifically designed to be pleasant and exciting, it deserves to be rewarded. Valve has a long history of designing beautiful, bespoke webpages to introduce meaningful changes to its games, but the graphics department is really going ballistic with Deadlock.
Image credit: Valve
Image credit: Valve
Image credit: Valve
Image credit: Valve
The City Never Sleeps patch notes are styled like a tourism brochure for Deadlock’s refreshed New York City, walking readers through scenic stops across the four major districts (Chinatown, Theater, Haunted Lot, and Plaza). Descriptions weave between in-world storytelling and technical explanation where it makes sense, with Valve’s splashes of humor reminding readers not to take any of this too seriously.
Dotted lines draw the reader to new points of interest as they scroll while furthering the map motif, and the page is stuffed with custom artwork for new items and mechanics that might only exist there. Valve did such an annoyingly good job with presenting the next era of Deadlock that I’m almost tempted to play a MOBA (but only almost).
Finally, some good food. Welcome back, Valve patch notes.
Valve’s golden age of patch notes
It cannot be understated that Valve pioneered storytelling in multiplayer shooters with Team Fortress 2, arguably kicking off with the 2009 WAR! Update, aka “Soldier vs. Demo.” This was before the concept of multiplayer games having seasons, before League of Legends had a TV show, before “live service” was even a thing—Valve had created a cast of nine lovable weirdos and new updates that weren’t just dropping items, but telling stories that put the characters in conflict with one another and added context to the multiplayer maps we’d already been fighting in for two years.
It was weird in the first place for an FPS to receive so many free post-launch additions, and it was even weirder for a developer to treat the arrival of new weapons, modes, and hats as worthy of dedicated splash pages with accompanying comic books.
TF2 was the gold standard for post-launch support, and its patch notes drew massive interest, often dropping late on a Thursday or Friday, Pacific time, hinting that Valve may have been polishing until the last minute. Valve’s blog posts were never the same month-to-month, often adopting new color schemes, layouts, and original elements for the occasion.
July 8, 2010: The Engineer Update
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June 27, 2012: Pyromania
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February 24, 2009: The Scout Update
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December 17, 2009: WAR! Update
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There was no single template they stuck to. The Engineer update introduced his advanced Gunslinger gauntlet and Wrangler as blueprints with hand-written notes, while Scout’s update debuted the Force-A-Nature scattergun in a department store catalog. I especially love announcing the Mac version of TF2 with a white, sanitized home page complete with symmetrical boxes and tiny text in the style of Apple circa 2002.
Poring over the “history” section of the TF2 website in 2026 is like uncovering one of those lost civilizations that invented a ton of sophisticated things before everyone else.
We’re in an era marked by formulaic seasons, videogames as advertisement platforms, and teams scrambling to alter plans when they’re not immediately popular. And yet 15 years ago, Valve had so much confidence in its direction that it could decide to wage a war between Soldier and Demoman one day (live-tracking the kills between both classes—Soldier narrowly won with 6.40M kills to the collective Demomen’s 6.37M), introduce a crafting system the next, and then rebrand as Scream Fortress for October.
It wasn’t exclusively good vibes—Valve caught flak for its (now quaint) paid hats, paid loot boxes, and speculative marketplace that became a fixture of updates. In a move that I would be surprised to see a studio make today, Valve made fun of itself at the time with a subsequent “Hatless Update”.
Deadlock’s blogs are practically retro, it feels weird to say. I wonder what inspired Valve to go this hard on blog posts again. Counter-Strike 2 and Dota 2’s changelogs do not share the same sense of theater. Their patch notes are comparatively regular, functional bullet lists—perhaps in line with how often those games are updated. Valve does occasionally produce unique web pages for major CS2 announcements or Dota 2 events, but we’re far from the days when an incremental Mann VS Machine update was announced with a lavish movie poster in the style of kaiju cinema.
TF2’s exceptional, ever-changing patch notes were a reflection of the game they promoted. Valve leveraged the flexibility of an arena shooter and imagined a world where Red and Blu were real factions locked in stupid conflicts. You never really knew what elaborate scenarios Valve would think up next for its over-the-top action figures, and that filled TF2 fans with a sense of wonder that very few games have pulled off since. Maybe it’s no coincidence that the only example of innovative multiplayer storytelling in recent years, Helldivers 2, is another over-the-top war game that finds comedy in the futility of endless violence.
Valve is tapping into that dormant TF2 energy in small ways with Deadlock, and it’s great, though I wonder if, being a MOBA, the game’s inherent sweat level will eventually lead to a regimented, low-nonsense future that’s more focused on the minutiae of balance. Whatever Deadlock is up to years from now, I’ll be keeping up with the patch notes.
