So Mark Carney has a plan, or an idea, but first we need a fund and
donors and a contest to choose a design so it is not too late to take
at least one last look at the alternatives. So what are they.
1 Do nothing
This has been the approach of the last twenty, or is it forty, years,
seems like forever. This has been the approach that allowed
politicians to avoid the political impact of making a decision. For
some reason they believe that Canadians don’t think our Prime
Ministers deserve a decent official residence.
2 No Official
Residence, Prime Ministers should buy or rent their own home
This sounds egalitarian and will appeal to the politician haters in
the country and some fiscal conservatives that think government
spending should be avoided at all cost unless it supports the
business and corporate community. The RCMP can just struggle to
provide security for a non-purpose built residence.
3. An Official
Residence only as a home for the Prime Minister and family
This would be a modest government built and funded home for the Prime
Minister and family with security features designed into it but would
only serve as a residence with no provision for official functions.
Those would take place elsewhere in other government facilities or
rented facilities.
This option would have the added benefit of allowing the Prime
Minister to set an example for the government that official business
should not be done at one’s residence in accordance with government
policy.
4. Restore 24
Sussex Drive to as close to it’s original state as possible
This would be in line with the arguments that it should be retained
because it is a heritage building.
5. Restore and
upgrade 24 Sussex Drive with additional features or buildings
This would retain the original heritage features but add new
capabilities in line with the modern needs of a Prime Minister’s
residence today, and improved security measures.
5A. The Prime
Minister’s Residence as a charity case option
This is the Prime Ministers brilliant answer to avoiding the
political controversy over the radical idea of providing Canadian
Prime Ministers with a decent and appropriate official residence. We
delegate the design to a competition and the cost to wealthy donors.
I assume this would come with a plaque stating: “This building and
it’s occupant were bought and paid for by the following members of
the Canadian elite”.
Ongoing maintenance costs could be covered by leasing out the name
for corporate branding on a rotating basis, so we could have the
“Canadian Tired Prime Minister’s Residence” followed by the “No
Frills Prime Minister’s Residence”, the “American Expressed
Prime Minister’s Residence”, and so on and so on,
6. A new modern
Prime Minister’s Residence (and what to do with 24 Sussex Drive)
As a modern G7 country Canada deserves a modern Prime Minister’s
Residence purpose built to provide proper security for the Prime
Minster and their family with proper facilities for whatever other
functions are deemed appropriate for the residence.
This would be The Fifth Column’s preferred option.
If it is deemed necessary to keep 24 Sussex Drive for it’s heritage
value it could be rehabilitated to its original state (with upgrades
to meet modern building codes) and used as a Museum of Former Prime
Ministers.
7. The totally
off the wall option
Convert the Diefenbunker into the Prime Minister’s residence. Nuff
said.









