My wife found this in a store and bought it for me a joke because it says “manly man smell like tree” on the box, which, I mean, you have to buy that. Sometimes a thing that seems like joke turns out not to be. Like this guide. The Last Call Shampoo bar is the same way—there’s a jokey element here and it’s fun, but it’s also a great bar of soap. Or shampoo. Or whatever you want it to be, really.

I’m what you might call a minimalist when it comes to all things grooming-related. I have a beard; I have never put anything on it. If I’ve ever used conditioner in my hair, it was by accident. You get the idea. I don’t see why I should need a bar of shampoo and a bar of soap, so to me, this thing is everything in one neat little package that lasts quite a while, doesn’t have any plastic packaging, and is even cheaper than most shampoo bars I’ve seen. Try it, you’ll like it. And you’ll smell like a fresh, clean tree. —Scott Gilbertson