Moonshark know Earth is nice too, but Moon is definitely better. Maybe more astronaut come visit, stop by gift shop, buy Moonshark-branded hat and Moon mug, show off Moon merch on spaceship, very exciting, make all other astronauts also want come Moon. Maybe you come Moon too! Moonshark be waiting, wave flipper at you, everybody all take Moon selfies.

Hooray for astronauts but more hooray for Moon

Moonshark also is editor. Is right there in Moonshark full name, “Editor Moonshark.” And sometime, Moonshark distracted and miss typo in edit. Or maybe Moonshark get so excite by news, like astronaut come visit, that Moonshark accidentally maek typo. Moonshark sorry for typos. Moonshark has flippers and edit sometimes hard to do with flippers.

Moonshark close by say, wish best luck to Artemis II crew—Reid, Victor, Christina, Jeremy. Hope big rocket make smooth ride, fast trip, and hope spaceship have good snacks. Cannot wish for fair winds and following seas because no seas in space and no wind on Moon, so Moonshark just say, “Safe voyage, Earth friends.”

Okay, Moonshark got other stuff to do now. Moonshark out!

Editor Moonshark is shark from Moon. Make lots of front page edit on Ars Technica for many year after got fancy Moon degree from Moon University. Moonshark live kind of near Oceanus Procellarum.